Koj Cov phooj ywg Techie xav tias koj yog tus neeg tsis paub yog lawv qhia koj txog qhov no
Puas hnov ntawm tus neeg siv yuam kev ? Nws yog txoj kev hais tias koj lub computer, xov tooj, lossis lwm yam khoom siv uas zoo li muaj teeb meem tsis yog qhov teeb meem ntawm qhov teeb meem ... koj yog .
Cia peb hais tias koj yuav ib co sab nraud sab nrauv rau koj lub laptop, koj txuas rau lawv, thiab lawv tsis ua haujlwm. Muaj ib qho teeb meem tiag tiag yog tias koj tau ua txhua yam zoo, tab sis nws yog neeg yuam kev yog tias koj ua kom lawv nkag mus rau hauv lub microphone nkaus tsis muaj lub mloog pob ntseg.
Hauv lwm lo lus, tus neeg siv yuam kev yog tech-speaking rau qhov yuam kev, thiab peb txhua tus ua rau lawv. Xav tias yuav ua li cas txoj hauv kev ua haujlwm ntawm peb lub tshuab, nws tsis xav ua rau peb yuam kev ntau heev ntawm peb cov computers, smartphones, xov tooj hauv tsev ... koj npe.
Hmoov tsis, koj tus phooj ywg pompous, nws tus neeg pabcuam tus pabcuam, lossis tus pabcuam kev txhawb nqa tech, yuav tsum siv nws qhov kev paub txog koj tus kheej-kev-txawj ntse rau txoj kev lom zem ntawm koj tus neeg siv kev ua yuam kev.
Koj yuav tsis paub qhov txawv ntawm EEOC, HAL, los yog ID-10T qhov teeb meem, tab sis yog koj xav tau kev pab ntawm ua ... thiab paub koj tsis ua. Ib qho ntawm cov neeg no yog ib qho teeb meem tiag tiag, thiab qhov ob yog tsis zoo-ua-zoo-kev lom zem ntawm koj yam tsis muaj koj paub!
Ntawm no yog ib daim ntawv teev qhia txog euphemisms rau dab tsi ua tus pretentious techie koj nyob nraum tham tiag xav xav hais: koj yog tus ruam .
ID-10T: Qhov "IDIOT" yuam kev
Yog lawm - qhov no yog mus rau hauv plawv ntawm nws.
Raws li lub qhov muag-dee-ten-tee , qhov no yog qhov "nyiam tshaj plaws" ntawm cov tswv yim-txawj ntse.
Nws yob tawm ntawm tus nplaig thiab cov suab ua kom raws li lwm lub computer jargon koj yuav hnov.
"Hey Bob! Yeah, qhov teeb meem nrog koj lub suab nrov zoo li tus ID-10T yuam kev." Txhob kov nws mus rau sab xis thiab pom tias qhov ntawd pab tau. "Tus cuav ID-10T tau hais txog qhov kev siv ntau yam. Xav txog koj tus kheej muaj hmoo yog tias koj tsis tau muaj nws qhia koj tsis tau.
PEBKAC: Qhov teeb meem nyob nruab nrab ntawm Keyboard Thiab Lub Rooj Zaum
Koj tus phooj ywg tech yog li funny, tsis yog nws? Yuav ua li cas muaj tswv yim rau lub cev daim ntawv qhia tawm lub hauv paus ntawm qhov teeb meem rau koj!
Qhov no yog feem ntau hais raws li ib lo lus, hais ua peb-kak . Ntau zaus tshaj tsis tau, kuv pom PEBKAC ncaws tawm ncig hauv cov koom ua lag luam tech nrog koj ces koj yeej tsis tau hnov nws tus kheej.
"Kuv cog lus ... tsis muaj dab tsi tiam sis PEBKAC hu hnub no."Qee lub sij hawm koj yuav pom qhov no ua PEBCAK (swapping lub rooj zaum thiab cov keyboard ). Lwm lub sij hawm koj yuav pom lub computer los yog saib xyuas swapped rau cov keyboard , ua rau txhua hom variations ntawm no ib, zoo li PEBCAC los yog PEBMAC.
PICNIC yog ib qho uas kuv pom ntau zaus hnub no, tej zaum vim nws yooj yim heev kom nco qab. Qhov no yog qhov teeb meem rau hauv lub rooj zaum tsis nyob hauv Computer .
EEOC: Cov Khoom Siv Cuam Tshaj Tawm
Qhov no yog ib lub suab thiaj li hais tias nws yuav luag tsis txhais tau tias.
"Saib, peb twb sim txhua yam, kuv twv tias nws tsuas yog ib qho EEOC." Tsis ntau kuv yuav ua rau koj nyob ntawd.Lub implication ntawm no yog zoo nkauj meej: koj tsis ntse txaus siv txhua yam koj nyob nraum muaj teeb meem nrog.
RTFM: Nyeem Phau Ntawv Freaking
Qhov no yog ntau qhov kev chim siab uas muaj kev npau taws ntau dua li cov lus hais txog koj txoj kev txawj ntse.
"Nthuav teeb meem ... lub suab zoo li koj xav tau RTFM!"No xyov technoinsult muaj qhov variation ntawm qhov 'F' qhov uas kuv yuav tsis spell rau koj.
Code 18: Qhov teeb meem yog 18 "Tawm ntawm qhov Screen
Lwm qhov "sib thooj" qhov no.
"Kuv tsis paub dab tsi ntxiv qhia rau koj, Yuav tsum yog ib qho Code 18, uas tsis muaj dab tsi txhua yam kuv ua tau los txog."Tus metric version ntawm qhov kev sib tham no yog Code 40 los yog yuam kev 40 , yog li tsis txhob cia koj cov phooj ywg centimeter-siv tib leeg los ntawm koj.
Thov paub, Txawm li cas los, tias muaj ib qho yuam kev Code 18 uas koj pom tau koj tus kheej - nws yog tus Thawj Coj tus thawj tswj yuam kev . Tsis yog, nws tsis Bill Gates muab rau koj ib lub sijhawm nyuaj - nws txhais tau hais tias koj yuav tsum rov qab mus ntaus tus tsav tsheb rau qhov cuab yeej xijpeem uas koj pom hauv Dais Manager .
Txheej 8: Uas yog Koj
OSI qauv yog ib txoj kev los saib seb cov kev siv computer sib txuas lus li cas. Tus txheej txheem "deepest" yog txheej 1 , lub cev txheej , thiab xaus ntawm txheej 7 , daim ntawv thov txheej txheem - qhov koj thiab kuv koom nrog.
Yog tias koj coj OSI qauv me ntsis ntxiv, koj tuaj yeem Txheej 8 (koj), Layer 9 (koj lub koom haum), thiab Txheej 10 (koj tsoom fwv).
"Kuv tau ntsia koj qhov teeb meem los ntawm txhua lub ces kaum thiab txiav txim siab tias nws yuav yog ib qho teeb meem 8."Qhov no yeej yog ib qho ntawm txoj kev tshaj lij mus rau leej twg tsis muaj daim ntawv pov thawj.
Ntau Tus neeg siv yuam kev
Ntawm no yog ib daim ntawv teev cov neeg yuam kev txoj kev tso dag, feem ntau yog rau koj siv kom koj tuaj yeem teb yam tsim nyog, tab sis cia peb ncaj ncees ... lawv muaj kev lom zem rau zaub mov, thiab.
| 1K Buffer | Implies low capacity rau kev kawm (1 K yog me me) |
| C2K | Lub rooj zaum 2 Keyboard issue |
| CBE | Ua Raws Li Kev Xiam Hloov |
| Code 18 | Qhov teeb meem yog 18 "ntawm qhov screen |
| EBCAC | Yuam kev ntawm lub computer thiab lub rooj zaum |
| EBK | Yuam tom qab Keyboard |
| EEOC | Khoom Tshaj Ntuas Cov Haujlwm Pab Cuam Tshaj |
| ESO | Cov khoom siv Smarter dua tus neeg teb xov tooj |
| HKI yuam kev | Human Keyboard Interface yuam kev |
| I / O yuam kev | Ignorant Neeg teb xov tooj yuam kev (los ntawm legit Input / Output Error) |
| ID-10T yuam kev | Qhov "IDIOT" yuam kev |
| Txheej 8 | Koj yog 8 nyob hauv OSI qauv |
| OHE | Neeg teb xov tooj Headspace yuam kev |
| PEBKAC | Teeb meem nyob nruab nrab ntawm Keyboard thiab lub rooj zaum |
| PICNIC | Teeb meem hauv lub rooj zaum tsis nyob rau hauv Computer |
| RCSO | Reboot Lub Khoos phis, Tus Qhib Cov Haujlwm |
| RTFM | Nyeem phau ntawv qhia Freaking |
| TSTO | Dhau Los Ua Phem Rau |
| UPI | Tus Txheej Txheem User |
Txawm tias tsis muaj ib tug neeg tsim nyog muaj cov lus tso dag saum toj no, muaj ntau yam uas koj tuaj yeem ua tau los ua qhov kev sib txuas lus nrog kev txhawb zog, lossis koj tus phooj ywg smarty-pants, zoo dua.
Saib Yuav Tham Li Cas Tech Tech rau txhua yam koj xav paub.