Lub Web site yog ib qho tseem ceeb ntawm cov ntaub ntawv, tab sis nws tseem yog lub taub qab ntawm ntau txoj kev tso dag rau TV lam, zaj duab xis hnub qub, thiab cov neeg kav thoj. Seb puas tau txhob txwm lom zem lossis tsis yog, cov lus tsis txaus ntseeg ntawm qhov Web thiab hauv Internet yog qhov zoo tsim nyog nyeem. Ntawm no yog kaum kev lom zem mini-collections ntawm quotes txog hauv Internet.
01 ntawm 11
Homer Simpson
- "Huag, yog li lawv muaj internet hauv computers tam sim no!"
- "Thiab cov ntaub ntawv superhighway qhia tus neeg nruab nrab seb yam nerd xav txog Star Trek."
- "Oooh, cov ntxhais hauv Internet ... Kuv yuav mus online nrog lawv txhua hnub!"
- "Hauv Internet puas yog qhov tseem nyob ib puag ncig?"
- "Cov menyuam yaus yog qhov zoo tshaj plaws, Apu, Koj tuaj yeem qhia lawv kom ntxub tej yam koj ntxub, thiab lawv coj lawv tus kheej, qhov Internet thiab txhua yam."
- "Ntawm txhua qhov chaw hauv txhua lub vas sab, Kuv yuav tsum tau nyem rau ntawm nws."
02 ntawm 11
Donald Trump
- "Kuv paub tseeb tias ntuj raug txim tsis xav kom cov neeg xav tua peb thiab tua peb lub teb chaws siv peb hauv Internet."
- "Peb tabtom poob ntau tus neeg vim hais tias hauv Internet, peb yuav tsum mus saib Bill Gates thiab ntau ntau tus neeg uas yeej to taub tias qhov teeb meem no peb yuav tsum tau tham txog, tej zaum nyob rau tej thaj chaw, kaw qhov Internet nyob rau hauv ib txoj kev. Ib tug neeg yuav hais, 'Huag txoj kev ywj pheej, kev ywj pheej ntawm kev hais lus.' Cov neeg ruam no yog cov neeg ruam. "
- "Raws li cov lus sib tham, kuv pom zoo rau qee yam ntawm Secretary of State hais tias, Peb yuav tsum ua zoo tshaj lwm tus, thiab tej zaum peb tsis yog. Kuv tsis xav tias leej twg paub Kuv xav tias nws yog lub teb chaws Nyab Laj, tab sis nws kuj yuav ua tau rau Suav teb, nws kuj tseem yog neeg coob heev. Nws kuj yuav yog leejtwg zaum ntawm lawv lub txaj uas hnyav 400 phaus, puas yog? "
03 ntawm 11
Dave Barry
- "Qhov Internet yog qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws hauv kev nthuav dav ntawm tib neeg kev sib txuas lus txij li qhov tsim muaj kev hu xov tooj tos."
- "Qhov zoo tshaj plaws, yog hauv internet, nws yog lub ntiaj teb lub network sib txuas cov ntaub ntawv xov xwm xws li ib lub computer, nyob qhov twg, uas tau nruab nrog ib lub tshuab hu ua 'modem', tuaj yeem ua suab nrov zoo ib yam li duck zom kazoo. "
- "Thaum koj tabtom rhuav tshem koj lub siab saib cov kev tsis tseemceeb, lub hlwb khiav tawg ntawm lub TV, peb nyob rau hauv Internet yog sib hloov, dawb thiab qhib, qhov feem ntau tsis muaj kev sib raug zoo, sib raug zoo thiab, xav tsis thoob, txog" CONFIG.SYS ".
04 ntawm 11
George Bush
- "Puas yog cov kev hauv tsev kawm ntawv puas ua rau ntau dua?"
- "Kuv hnov muaj kev xaiv rau hauv Internets hais tias peb yuav muaj ib qhov cua ntsawj ntshab."
- "Ib yam ntawm cov khoom uas kuv tau siv hauv Google yog los ua kom cov ntawv sib tw . Nws zoo siab heev rau kuv pom - Kuv tsis nco qab lub npe ntawm qhov kev pab cuam - tab sis koj tau txais cov satellite, thiab koj tuaj yeem - zoo li kuv zoo li Saib rau ntawm qhov chaw ua haujlwm, nws ua rau kuv nco txog qhov twg kuv xav tau qee zaus. "
- "Peb muaj peev xwm muaj cov ntxaij lim dej rau hauv Internets qhov twg siv pej xeem cov nyiaj siv."
05 ntawm 11
Dennis Miller
- "Tib neeg yog cov neeg uas lawv xav hais tias lawv xav tau dab tsi, lawv tsis siv lawv?" Lawv tau hais nws thoob lub laj kab thaum lawv dai ntxhua, tam sim no lawv tsuas hais hauv Internet. "
- "Qhov kuv tsis paub tseeb yog cov neeg uas tau qhib lawv txoj kev ywj siab nyob rau hauv lub khw qhib lag luam." Koj tuaj yeem mus hauv internet tam sim no thiab saib xyuas cov kabmob thiab cov cybergeeks uas tau sau txhua txhua lub sijhawm ntawm lawv lub neej - txhua tus menyuam, txhua lub qhov muag, txhua qhov kev txwv txiav tawm tsam nws yog William Shatner - thiab nws txoj kab xov xwm tawm hauv Internet.Thaum nws nce tau cov lus nug txog kev xav zoo: Yuav ua li cas koj thiaj tshaj tawm koj lub neej thaum koj tsis muaj lub neej pib? "
- "Vim hais tias zoo nkaus li hauv lub neej, hauv kev tuag peb tsis tuaj yeem tiv thaiv qhov tseeb thiab qhov zoo tshaj plaws ntawm txhua yam." Kuv txhais tau tias, lub hleb nrog Internet nuv tu? Muab kuv so.
06 ntawm 11
Al Gore
- "Thaum kuv txoj kev pabcuam hauv Tebchaws Asmeskas Kev Koom Tes, kuv tau pib lub homphiaj rau hauv kev tsim Internet ."
- "Hnub kuv tau hais tawm ntawd, hais txog qhov khoom hauv internet, kuv nkees nkees vim kuv twb tau ua txhua hmo ua lub tswv yim Camcorder."
07 ntawm 11
Jon Stewart
- "Internet yog ib lub ntiaj teb dhau ib ncig sau ntawv hauv ib chav kawm."
- "Qhov xya qhov kev txiav txim uas zoo tshaj tus txiv neej qhov ua tau zoo tshaj li 2,000 tawm xyoo yuav txiav txim siab los ntawm kev tso tawm hauv Is Taws Nem ... thiaj li saib Howard Stern Qhov Chaw Xeem Tshwj Xeeb los ntawm No. 1."
- "Hmo nag hmo peb tau Carol Moseley Braun ntawm qhov kev pab cuam, nws piav rau kuv tias nws yuav tsum yog tus thawj tswj hwm hauv Tebchaws Meskas tom ntej, kuv tau mus tsev hmo ntawd, xyuas hauv Internet, thiab nws tawm ntawm kev sib tw. qhov kev xam pom yog qhov kev ywj pheej ntawm tseem hwv no yog ib qho tsim tau los ntawm qhov kev qhia no.
- "Cia peb tham txog lub ntiaj teb tiag tiag rau ib lub sijhawm, peb tau tawm tswv yim ua ntej, thiab kuv ... kuv xav coj qhov no rau koj ua ntej txog lub ntiaj teb tiag tiag, thiab qhov no yog kuv xav tias zoo li ib lub sijhawm. Kuv xav tias peb yuav tsum ua kom tau qhov no, vim li ntawd kuv thiaj li yuav tawg, Thov tsis txhob chim, Kuv paub tias peb xav tias peb yuav tsum ua tiav rau tiam tom ntej ib lub ntiaj teb zoo tshaj qhov peb tau ua. Kuv tsis paub tias koj tau ua raws li cov xov xwm yav tom ntej, tiam sis nws tsuas tau txais ntawm peb qhov chaw nyob ntawm qhov chaw kub ntawm kev lag luam hauv internet yooj yim thiab muaj kev nkag siab ntawm kev tsim txom tsis muaj ciaj ciam, peb tau hnov lub suab nrov pinging, thiab Yog li ntawd, kuv mam li thov txim rau koj. "
08 ntawm 11
Senator Ted Stevens
- "Muaj kaum lub yeeb yaj kiab uas nyob thoob plaws hauv Internet, thiab ua li cas rau koj tus kheej hauv Internet? Kuv tsuas yog lwm hnub tau txais ... tus neeg ua hauj lwm hauv Internet tau xa tuaj thaum 10 teev sawv ntxov hnub Friday rau hnub Friday. ] Yog vim li cas? Vim tias nws tau txais txhua yam ntawm cov khoom no mus rau hauv kev lag luam hauv Internet. "
- "Lawv xav xa cov ntaub ntawv xov xwm hauv Internet tshaj tawm, thiab dua, hauv Internet tsis yog dab tsi uas koj cia li muab pov tseg rau hauv, nws tsis yog lub tsheb loj, nws yog ib tug menyuam tub thiab yog tias koj tsis to taub, muaj peev xwm tau puv thiab yog tias lawv tau sau, thaum koj muab koj cov lus hauv, nws tau txais hauv kab thiab nws yuav tsum tau qeeb los ntawm tus neeg uas muab tso rau hauv lub raj loj npaum li cas ntawm cov ntaub ntawv, loj npaum li cas ntawm cov ntaub ntawv. "
09 ntawm 11
Bill Maher
- "Nws nyuaj siab npaum li cas hauv cov ntaub ntawv hnub nyoog uas koj tuaj yeem tsis tau cov ntaub ntawv rau tib neeg lub taub hau - tsuav koj sau ib yam dab tsi hauv internet thiab tsis ntxiv LOL - nws yog qhov tseeb:" Kuv tsis paub tseeb nws yog ib tug Christian. "- Kuv tsis paub meej tias nws yog ib tus menyuam yawg, Jay. Nws yuav yog ib tus kab werewolf. "
- "Kuv muaj ib txoj kev xav tias qhov Internet ua rau neeg stupider - thiab tseem Fox Xov xwm ua rau neeg stupider."
10 ntawm 11
Hugh Laurie hauv "Tsev, MD"
- "Txhua yam peb tau ua yog xyuas cov kab xo, kab mob, kab mob, phom, prions, hluav taws xob, co toxins, chemicals los yog nws cov duab liab qab hauv internet. khoom. "
- "Koj nrhiav tau cov co toxins, koj khiav koj txoj kev tshawb fawb, koj yuav tsis pom dab tsi, tab sis kuv yuav tau txais qhov chaw ua hauj lwm rau kuv tus kheej." Muaj ntau porn piling hauv internet, tsis download nws tus kheej. "
11 ntawm 11
Lub Big Bang Theory (TV Qhia)
- "Koj paub dab tsi, yog hais tias nws yog" creepy "siv internet, tub rog satellite thiab neeg hlau aircraft los nrhiav ib lub tsev uas muaj cov qauv zoo nkauj hluas nkauj kom kuv thiaj li poob rau ntawm lawv kev poob nthav ces zoo, Kuv tabtom creepy."
- "Ah, tsis yog, peb muab tso tawm lub tso suab tawm ntawm kev xa ib qho teebmeem nyob thoob qab ntuj los ntawm kev siv internet."
- "Nco ntsoov thaum koj sim xav kawm ua luam dej hauv internet li cas?"