Nqe lus nug: Dab tsi yog & # 39; NTIM & # 39; Dab tsi yog NTIM?
Teb: & # 34; NTIM & # 34; yog & # 34; Tsis Tias Nws Matters & # 34 ;.
Qhov no yog internet shorthand rau hais tias "sadly, tsab ntawv no yog tsis tseem ceeb". Nws siv tau raws li ib nqe lus ntawm qhov tseeb, los yog raws li ib txoj kev ntawm martyring tuag thaum ib tug neeg pushes koj mus ua ib yam dab tsi.
NTIM feem ntau yog siv thaum lub ntsiab lus sib tham txog ib yam dab tsi uas tsis nyob rau sab nraud txoj kev tswj, los sis yog tias ib yam dab tsi raug yuam thaum ib tug neeg.
Piv txwv ntawm kev siv NTIM:
- (Neeg 1) Koj puas tau nyeem cov xov xwm niaj hnub no? Tebchaws USA muaj tshaj 1 trillion las hauv cov nuj nqis rau kev siv nyiaj hauv tsoomfwv. Lub heck ua li cas no tshwm sim?
- (Neeg 2) Peb yuav tsum tau them nyiaj rau ob qho kev tsov kev rog, kaw ob peb lub tsev txhab nyiaj, thiab cawm peb lub tsheb loj loj.
- (Tus neeg siv 3) NTIM, tab sis lub teb chaws no yog tsim los ntawm cov nuj nqis. Cov tsev neeg uas muaj Tsoom Fwv Teb Chaws Reserve tau tag nrho cov tub ntxhais tawm tsam thaum lawv npaj los luam tawm lwm trillion nyiaj ntawm FIAT cov nyiaj rau peb tsoom fwv.
Lwm cov piv txwv ntawm NTIM kev pab:
- (Tus neeg siv 1) Yog li, Jeff yuav tsim peb ib ntu tshiab ntawm lub vev xaib, ua txhua yam ntawm peb cov neeg ntaus pob football ua ntej qhov kev ua si rau hnub Friday.
- (Neeg 2) Txaus! Thiab paub tseeb tias koj tau txais cov stats los ntawm ob lub caij dhau los, yog li koj tuaj yeem qhia cov neeg ntawm txhua tus neeg uas ua ntawv.
- (Neeg 3, Jeff) Ummm, los ntawm Friday? Gee tsaug, mav. Kuv muaj ib hnub rau hnub Thursday, NTIM :(
Yam thib peb ntawm NTIM kev pab:
- (Neeg 1) Sandy: koj tuaj yeem nqa khoom noj ntxiv rau hmo no?
- (Neeg 2) Tseeb, NTIM ho. Kuv xav tias Jen muaj ntau tsom iav.
Qhov NTIM qhia, zoo li ntau yam kev xav paub thiab cov memes ntawm Internet, yog ib feem ntawm kev sib txuas lus lus Askiv niaj hnub.
Nyeem cov hauv internet ntau dua thiab cov lus hais tawm
Yuav ua li cas rau capitalize thiab punctuate Web thiab sau ntawv luv luv:
Capitalization yog ib qho tsis muaj kev txhawj xeeb thaum siv cov ntawv sau ua lus luv luv thiab sib tham nrog jargon . Koj tuaj yeem txais kev siv tag nrho cov ntawv loj (xws li ROFL) lossis tag nrho cov kev txo nqi qis (xws li rofl), thiab lub ntsiab lus zoo tib yam. Tsis txhob sau cov kab lus hauv seem, tab sis, qhov ntawd txhais tau hais tias qw hais lus online.
Teem cim yog ib qho uas tsis yog kev txhawj xeeb nrog cov ntawv sau ua lus luv luv. Piv txwv, lub npe luv rau 'Taus ntev, tsis tau nyeem' yuav muab lo lus luv ua TL; DR los yog TLDR . Ob qho tib si yog ib qho siv tau, nrog los sis tsis muaj cim sau ntawv.
Tsis txhob siv ntau lub sijhawm (dots) ntawm koj cov ntawv sau jargon. Nws yuav defeat lub hom phiaj ntawm kev hma thumb typing. Piv txwv li, ROFL yeej yuav tsis tau sau ntawv ROFL , thiab TTYL yuav tsis raug sau ntawv TTYL
Pom Zoo Tshaj Lij rau Kev Siv Web thiab Cov Ntawv Teev Npe Jargon
Paub txog thaum twg siv cov jargon hauv koj qhov kev sib txuas lus yog kev paub txog seb leej twg yog cov neeg tuaj saib koj, paub txog cov ntsiab lus teb los sis kev ua haujlwm, thiab siv qhov kev txiav txim zoo. Yog tias koj paub cov neeg zoo, thiab nws yog ib qho kev sib txuas lus ntawm tus kheej thiab tsis raug, ces siv kiag li siv cov ntawv luv luv (jargon). Nyob rau sab nraum qab, yog tias koj nyuam qhuav pib ua phoojywg los yog kev sib raug zoo nrog tus neeg, ces nws yog ib lub tswv yim zoo kom tsis txhob siv cov ntawv luv luv kom txog thaum koj tau tsim kev sib raug zoo.
Yog tias qhov kev sib txuas lus yog nrog ib tus neeg ua haujlwm, lossis nrog tus qhua lossis tus neeg muag khoom sab nraum koj lub lag luam, ces tsis txhob siv cov ntawv luv luv. Siv cov lus sau tag nrho sau qhia txog kev ua haujlwm thiab kev ua siab zoo. Nws yog qhov yooj yim tshaj rau kev ua txhaum ntawm kev ua haujlwm dhau los thiab ua kom koj cov kev sib txuas lus ntev dua li ua qhov kev ua si.